DANCES WITH RHINO
We were tracking a problem male lion through fairly thick
bush when we came upon a large male white rhino called "Brutalas".
I knew this particular rhino, having seen him several times in
this area. He had been returned to the bush after spending most
of his life in a zoo. He had the habit of standing perfectly
still in a very dense bush and then suddenly just stepping out
in front of you. I had met him several times in this manner.
Each time I responded by standing still and waiting for him to
come up and sniff me. He always stood right next to me. After a
few minutes I would slowly scratch his head and speak to him in
a low comforting voice. When he had had enough human company he
would amble away, allowing me to carry on. Sounds easy, right?
Wrong.
Brutalas had lost all fear of humans, which made him sort of
special, or so I thought. I made the mistake of becoming
complacent, thinking I understood him. And, on that day, I didn’t
have time to explain this rhino’s personality to my hunting
companion. I could not expect a hunter new to this area to just
stand still while a very big rhino came up and sniffed him. I
told my tracker Naftal to slowly take the hunter back to the
motor while I stayed with Brutalas and kept him occupied.
As Brutalas approached me all my sense told me that I had
made a big mistake. The rhino was in a real bad mood. He was
snorting through flared nostrils and shaking his head. When I
put my hand on his nose he tossed it away. I stood still waiting
for him to calm down. When I reached out to scratch his head
again, he tossed my hand away. "So, I am not your friend
today," I whispered to him. I stood perfectly still and for
a couple of minutes so did he. Then he turned and tried to butt
me with his big stumpy horn. For a couple of minutes we had a
pushing and shoving match. Brutalas was looking for a fight,
which could not be good for me.
I surveyed my surroundings, finding only a few thorn bushes
and very small acacias nearby. There were no big trees in sight.
I knew he had a habit of chasing anything that moved so I kept
all my motions slow and controlled and stayed close to the rhino
hoping he would calm down.
However, Brutalas had other ideas. He butted me more
aggressively with his head and kept pushing me and shoving me
around in a circle as I continued to try and limit my movements
on his side. It dawned on me that this was probably getting his
temper up rather than calming him down so I stepped right in
front of him and put my hand on his snout. Whilst stepping
backward to keep him from running me down I tried desperately to
get through to him. I got the distinct message we were not
playing at this point.
I made a quick dash for a large bush and went right around it
at full speed, coming to a complete standstill on the front side
of the bush. I had read stories about rhinos just carrying
straight on because they are not able to turn quickly at high
speed. My experience proved this is nonsense. The rhino turned
half his bulk instantly and came barrelling right through the
bush and knocked me down.
I grabbed his stumpy horn and held on tight whilst we took
off at one hell of a speed through every thorn bush he could
find. Each time we hit a bush, Brutalas shook his head
vigorously trying to dislodge me so that he could trample me
with his front feet. I knew that if I came off the horn I would
be history. I could see bits of my shirt hanging on bushes and
there seemed to be blood coming from every part of me.
We finally hit a bush with bigger branches and came to a halt
for a split second and then he shook me half off his horn. In
that moment he struck me with his right front toe and broke four
of my ribs. I grabbed harder and pulled myself higher just as he
pushed to try and finish me. He turned and off we went again.
His head was shaking me like a terrier with a rat. I could see
his eyes blazing with rage. I thought of trying to get my knife
out of the sheath on my belt and stabbing him in an eye. But,
there were two problems with that idea. First, if I relaxed my
grip even for a second, he would feel it and take full advantage
of it. Second, even if I could get my hands on my knife and
manage to get it into one of his eyes, it would mean that I
would have to shoot the rhino afterwards and I could see the
trouble that would bring down on me. I had the feeling, however,
that if I did not do something quickly I was going to be
history.
Brutalus lowered his head and rubbed me into the ground. In
fact, he was digging the ground with me, as he thrashed around
the bush. He came to a stop again in bush so thick I could not
even move my head. Out of my left eye I saw that my leg was
twisted back under his body. Just as he stood on it I saw some
old stumps sharp like stakes, come right through my leg.
Now, I must say that all this time I was fully aware of
everything that was happening. I could see little bits of me
left on thorn bushes. I felt a sort of dull cracking of my ribs.
I would not have believed that the stake had gone through my leg
it I had not watched it happen. I could feel no pain. I pulled
my leg off the stump as it had occurred to me that when he took
off again, half my leg would get left behind! My own attitude
began to change. I could feel uncontrollable anger replacing
fear, just then Brutalas pulled back for the first time. Until
that moment he had been pushing forward. I gripped hard with my
right arm and stuck my left thumb into his right eye with all
the strength I could muster. I could feel his eyeball slide
around. I will not repeat here what I said to that rhino as I
pushed on its eyeball. But, that did it. The next thing I knew I
was going through the air right over his back. I landed in some
sort of heap of legs and arms. There was so much dust that for a
few seconds I could not see anything.
I heard the motor and got on my feet just as my tracker came
through the dust cloud. With a quick roll I was lying in the
back of the bakkie just as Brutalas hit us putting a dent in the
side of the motor. I lay there with the pain sweeping through my
body. My rifle was now at hand and the thought went through my
mind that I could use it on the puffing, grunting rhino who was
charging the bakkie. It never came to that.
I was in the hospital within three hours being "sorted
out". I made a deal with the sister and was back in camp
that night. A few days later, my client, Bob took the problem
animal. Feeling good inside and not too good outside, we packed
up camp and headed back to our lodge. Every man who is married
will know what I mean when I say I was not looking forward to
sharing my pain.
Two days later I was back in the main hospital in Windhoek
with gangrene. It was touch and go for a while whether I would
be able to keep my leg. That was a shock I did feel. The doctors
did a fantastic job and I am as good as new. But one thing I
learned well. Don’t ever get complacent or take any animal for
granted.